Old couple?
When we are in a relationship with someone and the relationship is fresh, we do everything to show ourselves to each other in our best light, so that the “honeymoon” phase lasts as long as possible.
But hey, time always ends up passing, and all “young couples” inexorably end up becoming “couples who last” (not to say “old couples”!).
Besides, when 2 people have been together for a long time, there are signs that never fail … Here are 10!
- You stopped counting
When it’s been 2 months: “Honey, tonight at 10:13 pm it will be exactly 4 and a half months that we’re together, wouldn’t we go to the restaurant to celebrate?” “
When it’s been a long time: “Uh, we must have been together for 4 years … uh, no 5!” Or 6? “
- You (sometimes) pee with the door open
When it’s been 2 months: “I’m going to the bathroom to wash my hands”.
When it’s been a long time: “Wait, I have to pee, but keep talking to me I leave the door open”!
- You put less pressure on yourself physical
When it’s been 2 months: “OMG, I have 2 hairs under the armpits, I call the beautician! “
When it’s been a long time: “Honey, I announce: I officially stop tucking my stomach when I’m in a swimsuit with you!” “
- There are times you look like five-year-olds
When it’s been 2 months: “I’m rather tongue-in-cheek and absurd humor me, and you? “
When it’s been a while: “If you put up with my tickling attack for 3 minutes, you have the right to choose the restaurant tonight!” “
- Activity in the bedroom has changed somewhat
When it’s been 2 months: “We only did it 9 times on the dresser this week?” Quick, we must remedy that! “
When it’s been a long time: “What’s on TV tonight?” “
- Now you see each other’s faults
When it’s been 2 months: “It’s so cute that little noise you make with your mouth when you sleep!” “
When it’s been a long time: “Honey, if you don’t make less noise by chewing your meat, I’ll throw my mash in your head!” “
- You have fewer filters
When it’s been 2 months: “Wait, I’m going to brush my teeth, I’ll kiss you afterwards!” “
When it’s been a long time: “Honey, are you the one who farted?” Don’t lie, I recognize your smell! “
- You have become a bit telepathic
When it’s been 2 months: “Why are you looking at me like that? “
When it’s been a long time: “Ok, I admit, I’ve been using your toothbrush for 3 months! “
- You do not hesitate to take the files out when necessary
When it’s been 2 months: “But stop with your crisis of jealousy!” “
When it’s been a long time: “Ok I rocked with this guy, but you at Pierre and Hélène’s housewarming party 3 years ago you spent your evening chatting with this blonde bitch and I have nothing said, so shut up! “
- You are less afraid to express your feelings
When it’s been 2 months: “I have to tell you something … uh … I … I like you a lot!” “
When it’s been a long time: “I love you my darling of love! “
